"After the wind gave up, the sun shone down. When the man didn't take his coat off right away, the sun mobilized a network of space-based particle-beam weapons, incinerating the offending coat and the man who had worn it. "
Rob Collins
From Gabe Hudson's Dear Mr President Letters

"The creative act lasts but a brief moment, a lightning instant of give-and-take, just long enough for you to level the camera and to trap the fleeting prey in your little box."
Henri Cartier-Bresson
French photographer

"They say true happiness in life is found in small doses. Like a hug from a friend. Like a really good cookie. "
Lee Herold
Web Cartoonist

"At 5,000 feet you could smell the flesh burning."
Unknown
Description of the burning of 100,000 Tokyo citizens in a single night in 1945.

"This is the captain. We may experience some turbulence and then explode."
Joss Wheaton
From 'Serenity, the movie.'

"Decides to form the International Coaliton of Indecisive People. Then changes his mind."
Tatsuya Ishida
Theories on his current whereabouts

"I like my women like I like my coffee; in a plastic cup."
The Fast Show
British comedy series.