"Comparing digital to traditional photography is a bit like comparing a microwave oven to fire. One has all the ease of use, convenience and speed, but the other has style, exquisite quality and atmosphere."
Wolf Kettler
Photographer

"A cat is a fluffy creature with the wisdom of a Buddhist monk, who spends his time lounging about on assorted items of furniture, when he is not busy with other essential cat things, such as trying to teach me how to become a (better) cat."
Wolf Kettler
Photographer

"At the root of the "Jackass" project is an impulse to deny the superego and approach the universe, with all its hard edges and shark-infested waters, as an enormous, undifferentiated playpen. That, and the impulse to watch a 400-pound woman belly-flop on top of a midget."
Nathan Lee
A New York Times review of Jack Ass Number Two

"My general philosophy in life is you can't go wrong by saying yes."
Richard Branson
Entrepreneur

"Cunt is an English term that refers to the human female genitals. It was replaced after the Norman Conquest, in jargon but not in the common tongue, by the Latin vagina. In London and other English towns in the Middle ages there were roads named Gropecunt Lane..."
Google
Definition of 'cunt'.

"Children who study for a single pass at GCSE are never going to study it at a higher level, but they will be tested on their understanding of the subject. They will enter the adult world equipped to question everything they are told, even if this takes place in the pub."
Graham Wright
A teacher, on the practical use of GCSE Science.

"There's no dignity in dirty porridge bowls."
Libby Purves
Times columnist